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// Written by DEAKS, 28-July-2005

theDate = new Date();
var day = theDate.getDate();
var month = theDate.getMonth();
var year = theDate.getYear();

var numquotes = 365;
quotes = new Array(numquotes + 1);

var feb_days = 28;

if (year % 4 == 0)
{
  if (year % 100 != 0)
  {
     feb_days = 29;
  }
  else if (year % 400 == 0)
  {
     feb_days = 29;
  }
}

/*
//DEAKS Test
document.write(' feb has ' + feb_days + ' days this year!<br>');
document.write(' the month number is ' + month + '!<br>');
*/

switch (month)
{
   case 0:
      day += 0;
      break;
   case 1:
      day += 31;
      break;
   case 2:
      day += 31 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 3:
      day += 62 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 4:
      day += 92 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 5:
      day += 123 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 6:
      day += 153 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 7:
      day += 184 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 8:
      day += 215 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 9:
      day += 245 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 10:
      day += 276 + feb_days;
      break;
   case 11:
      day += 306 + feb_days;
      break;
}

quotes[0] = "Call manufacturers' 800 numbers (often found on the packages of your favorite products) to request coupons. Up to 35% of manufacturers only send coupons upon request";
quotes[1] = "Make coupon-clipping a family affair--it's a great math and savings lesson for the kids. You can involve them in the process and let them 'earn' the coupon savings in lieu of an allowance.";
quotes[2] = "Plan your families' menu using coupons.";
quotes[3] = "Shop sales at grocery stores that will double your coupons. Sometimes you can get multiple items for free!";
quotes[4] = "When your kids manage to get marker all over your tile floor, simply spray the area with hairspray and wipe away.";
quotes[5] = "Make your own kid's lunchables.. you can always make those for your son yourself or even HE can make them.. buy a big chunk of cheese & some packaged lunch meat.. & waaa la!";
quotes[6] = "For saving money, plan a week of meals in advance. Go online to find ways to make meals that will double for other meals. ";
quotes[7] = "If your child gets stung, check to make sure the stinger is out. If you cannot get it out, tear a raisin in half, place it on the sting and cover with a bandaid. This will pull the stinger out";
quotes[8] = "It generally can take 10-15 times of offering a new food before a child will try it.  Don't give up just because they won't eat it the first time!";
quotes[9] = "Most children will only eat 1-2 full meals a day. If they eat breakfast and lunch, it is not uncommon for them to not want to eat a full dinner";
quotes[10] = "Never tell your child that the medicine is candy in order to get them to take it. Teach them about the medicine and why there is a need.";
quotes[11] = "When getting your child to take medicine that tastes bad, try numbing his taste buds with his favorite fruit pop or ice chips. You can also coat their tongue with honey (if they are a year or older) before giving the medicine.";
quotes[12] = "Do not have your child tilt back when they have a nose bleed. Instead, have them sit upright in a chair or in your lap and have him tilt his head forward. Gently pinch his nose shut with a tissue or a clean washcloth. Keep his nose shut for about 10 minutes. Stopping too soon can cause the nose to bleed again.";
quotes[13] = "Apply a small amount of maalox with a cotton ball or put directly in the diaper. It helps reduce stomach acid and does the same for diaper rash.";
quotes[14] = "Purchase a plastic sticky-backed hook and place it on the back of the baby's highchair. Hang extra bibs on it so that they are always within easy reach.";
quotes[15] = "If your new baby is having troubles sleeping, swaddle them tight and use a white noise machine to help mimic the womb.";
quotes[16] = "To keep your youngster from getting bored at medical appointments, pack an activity bag for them. Crayons, pencils, activity books, paper, small toys and reading books are all fun, small activities that can be used quietly.";
quotes[17] = "Ask the pharmacy if you can add a flavor your child will like.  Many pharmacies offer this service.";
quotes[18] = "If you must force a dose of medicine be sure to point the dropper into the child's cheek to avoid a gag reflux.  This will cause the medicine to slide down the child's throat.";
quotes[19] = "Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers.";
quotes[20] = "Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.";
quotes[21] = "Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.";
quotes[22] = "To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.";
quotes[23] = "Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coke and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the Coke is what gets the job done.";
quotes[24] = "If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.";
quotes[25] = "Is your dog afraid of thunderstorms?  Wipe them down with a fabric softening sheet.  This tames the static electricity that often causes animals to be jittery during a storm.";
quotes[26] = "Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.";
quotes[27] = "Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain";
quotes[28] = "Take a used dryer sheet and wipe it over the entire surface of a TV set. It works great as a cleaner and prevents dirt and dust from gathering on the screen. Using dryer sheets on the blinds work great, too.";
quotes[29] = "Love that fresh-out-of-the-dryer smell? Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will keep that freshly-washed smell for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linens.";
quotes[30] = "Before closing container, push plastic wrap down on top of the remaining ice cream. This isolates the cream from air which causes the gumming and ice crystals.";
quotes[31] = "Remove soap scum with this homemade formula: one teaspoon borax, 1/2 teaspoon liquid detergent, 1/4 cup distilled white vinegar, and two cups hot water. Put in a spray bottle and shake well to mix. Spray on the soap scum and wipe clean with a sponge.";
quotes[32] = "To clean a dirty sponge after cleaning up the kitchen, stuff it in the silverware compartment of the dishwasher the next time you are washing a load.";
quotes[33] = "Blend your blender in order to clean it. Fill the container half full with water, add a few drops of dish soap, then put the lid on and fire it up. Empty the pitcher, fill it half way with just water, and blend again. This will rinse the blade. Pour out the water and blend the blade dry for a few seconds.";
quotes[34] = "Adjust the water in the bath or shower effortlessly. Turn on the bathtub or shower faucets at the temperature you prefer, then mark the faucet(s) and the wall with a dot of red nail polish so they can be aligned immediately every time you bathe or shower.";
quotes[35] = "Removing Deodorant Stains from White Cotton Undershirts: Sponge the stained area with white household vinegar and let stand for several minutes. If you still can see stains, cover them with a mixture of water and an enzyme presoak, let this stand for several hours; then wash as usual.";
quotes[36] = "Buy a sturdy toilet bowl cleaner for cleaning your shower. It will take less elbow grease and do a better job at removing any soap scum.";
quotes[37] = "Eliminate the spattering and sticking when pan-frying or sautéing by heating the pan before adding butter or oil. Sprinkle a little salt into the frying pan to prevent spattering.";
quotes[38] = "Use newspaper with cleaning fluid to clean mirrors and windows. It will leave them streak free.";
quotes[39] = "Use the comics from a newspaper to wrap a child's birthday gift, or try the wedding announcements for an engagement gift. ";
quotes[40] = "Before you wear a new garment, put a little clear nail polish on the front and back of each button. Buttons will stay on longer when their threads are sealed. ";
quotes[41] = "Zippers won't stick if you rub them with the edge of a bar of soap.";
quotes[42] = "To remove a hem crease, sponge the material with white vinegar and press with a warm iron.";
quotes[43] = "Nail polish remover removes tar and grease from white leather shoes. ";
quotes[44] = "Vinegar and water will remove salt stains from shoes and boots. ";
quotes[45] = "New white canvas shoes will stay that way if you spray them heavily with starch.";
quotes[46] = "Clean rope trimmed shoes with a toothbrush dipped in rug shampoo. ";
quotes[47] = "Buy a mesh/net laundry bag that you would use for washing nylons and 5 boxes of moth balls. Put the moth balls in the bag and hang it in your garage near the door to get rid of mice, birds, and bugs.";
quotes[48] = "Sprinkle ground cayenne pepper around the garage (inside & out), and especially near entry holes. Pests don't care for the smell of it.";
quotes[49] = "Mice hate the scent of peppermint extract. Simply sprinkle *pure* peppermint extract on the items in your garage you don't want the mice in or on.";
quotes[50] = "Mice hate the scent of peppermint extract. Simply sprinkle *pure* peppermint extract on the items in your garage you don't want the mice in or on.";
quotes[51] = "Dab lavender oil on your pulse points; it smells great on you but repels insects";
quotes[52] = "Use half vanilla (has to be pure vanilla) and half water and for a mosquito and tick repellent.";
quotes[53] = "Make a mixture of 2/3 cup water, 1/3 cup white vinegar, and 2-3 Tablespoons dish soap. Spray where the ants are marching.";
quotes[54] = "Spread some ground cinnamon where you think the ants are coming in to the house.";
quotes[55] = "Warm a little vinegar on the stove when you cook fish or other strong smelling food. It will help get rid of the odor";
quotes[56] = "Put vinegar on white bread around a house to get rid of smoke smell fom a fire";
quotes[57] = "To remove ink from fabric, spray the area with aresol hairspray, covering it completely and drenching it well. Rub the area with a regular bar of white bath soap. Rinse in cold water.  This also works for removing lipstick from fabric.";
quotes[58] = "For a quick clean when you are out of cleaner, take a tube of white toothpaste and a toothbrush and rub over the grout. Rinse thoroughly.";
quotes[59] = "To remove deodorant from clothing, grab a pair of panthose, crumple it into your hands and wipe the pantyhose over the deodorant mark";
quotes[60] = "To clean copper, cut a lemon into 1/4. Dip it into some salt. Stroke the lemon on the copper and teh tarnish will wipe right off. This is non abrasive and works immediately. Rinse with cold water, being sure to remove all the salt. Dry completely with a soft cloth. Rub some lemon oil or car wax onto the surface to help keep it from tarnishing quickly again.";
quotes[61] = "If you have melted a plastic bread bag on the side of your toaster like so many of us have, instead of scrubbing it and scratching your toaster, get nail polish remover and rub with a soft cloth. Polish it up afterwards with a paper towel.";
quotes[62] = "Collect rain water for watering your plants. If you have chlorinated water, this is a great way to help keep your plants from turning brown on the tips from the cholrine";
quotes[63] = "Wash and dry laundry in consecutive loads all in a day. By doing this you don't give the dryer a chance to cool down and it doesn't require as much energy to heat up again for each load that needs to be dried.";
quotes[64] = "Use countertop appliances for cooking as much as possible instead of the oven. Crockpots, toaster ovens, countertop roaster ovens, etc. use less energy than an oven.";
quotes[65] = "Add 1 cup of vinegar to the final rinse cycle to get all remaining detergent out of your clothes";
quotes[66] = "Use milk jugs and juice bottles in the freezer. Just fill them with water and stick them in the freezer - they will help fill space in the freezer (a full freezer runs more efficiently), help keep items cold in case of a power outage, and provide a source of drinking water if necessary (just let them thaw).";
quotes[67] = "Reuse coffee grinds by sprinkling them in your flower beds.";
quotes[68] = "Ever forget clothes in the washer? Don't rewash them. Throw them in the dryer with 1/8-1/4 cup baking soda and VOILA! The smell is gone.";
quotes[69] = "Grape--ilicious ice cream: Do your kids love grape flavored candy? Try this easy treat: In a pot melt grape jelly over low heat, spoon over vanilla ice cream or yogurt.";
quotes[70] = "Better Meatloaf: Place a strip of raw bacon on the bottom of the baking pan before adding the meatloaf to add hearty flavor and prevent it from sticking to the pan.";
quotes[71] = "Whiter Mushrooms: To keep mushrooms from turning gray as they cook, wipe each one with a paper towel dipped in lemon juice.";
quotes[72] = "Add flavor to baked treats: Oatmeal cookies and quick breads are even tastier if you toast the oats first. Simply spread oats on a ungreased cookie sheet and bake at 325 F oven until slightly golden, 10 to 12 minutes. Cool";
quotes[73] = "Perfect Plastic Wrap: Prevent plastic wrap from getting stuck to itself by keeping the box in the freezer.The cold will make the plastic temporarily less sticky.";
quotes[74] = "Room Tempature Eggs: Need room tempature eggs in a hurry? Just combine eggs with enough warm water to cover for about 10 minutes.";
quotes[75] = "No more stains: To prevent tomato sauce from turning plastic storage containers red, Coat them with cooking spray before pouring the sauce in.";
quotes[76] = "Less mess muffins: Making muffins? Combine the ingredients in a pitcher. The spout makes it easy to pour.";
quotes[77] = "Use it up: Can't squeeze any more chocolate syrup from the bottle? Fill the bottle with milk, close the lid and shake for chocolate milk that uses up every last drop of the syrup.";
quotes[78] = "Better Hard Candy: Keep hard candies from sticking together in the candy dish by tossing them with a pinch of cornstarch. It's tasteless and will absorb the moisture that makes them stick.";
quotes[79] = "Tastier Olives: Got extra Garlic? Add a few peeled cloves to a jar of olives, refrigerate for several days to give the olives a flavor boost.";
quotes[80] = "Crouton Substitute: Out of croutons? Sprinkle your salad with some dry packaged cubed bread stuffing instead!";
quotes[81] = "When boiling the potatoes for potato salad, boile them with the skin ON, then when they are almost done drop the eggs in with them. When everythings all done, the potatos are so much easier to peel, you can just do it with your hands... and boiling the eggs in there with them, saves time and another pot";
quotes[82] = "Steaming vegetables is a quick, healthy way to cook vegetables. Use a metal steamer on top of the stove or steam in the microwave with a small amount of water and a dish covered with plastic wrap. ";
quotes[83] = "Toast seeds, nuts and whole spices to bring out their full flavor. Cook them in a dry skillet over moderate heat or on a baking sheet in a 400 degree Fahrenheit oven. ";
quotes[84] = "Roasting vegetables in a hot oven will caramelize their natural sugars and bring out their full flavor. ";
quotes[85] = "When making pancakes, substitute club soda for milk in the batter. This will make the pancakes are lighter and fluffier";
quotes[86] = "Before opening a package of bacon, roll it. This helps separate the slices for easy removal of individual slices. ";
quotes[87] = "Drain deep fried foods on brown paper grocery bags as opposed to paper towels to retain crispness. ";
quotes[88] = "To make lighter and fluffier mashed potatoes, add a pinch or two of baking powder to the potatoes before whipping.";
quotes[89] = "Don't just keep dental floss in your medicine cabinet. Keep some in the kitchen. It's a great tool. Unflavored dental floss is often better than a& knife to cleanly cut all kinds of soft foods, soft cheese, rolled dough, layered cake and cheesecake.";
quotes[90] = "To determine whether an egg is fresh or not, place it in a glass of water.  If it sinks and lays horizontally, it is fresh, if it floats or stands upright, throw it away.";
quotes[91] = "Dried Herbs and spices lose their potency quickly. Buy only a small amount at a time. When using fresh herbs an spices, use 3 times the amount of the dried. ";
quotes[92] = "Perk up soggy lettuce by soaking in cold water with some lemon juice. To store place in a zip lock bag with paper towel to absorb moisture. ";
quotes[93] = "Never, never pour water on flaming fat or oil you'll spread the fire. If the fire's inside a pan, slap on the lid. If outside, turn off the heat and douse the flames by tossing on a handful of baking soda or salt. ";
quotes[94] = "Collect a large assortment of Chinese wooden paddles and spoons. Use them to save wear and tear on your good stainless steel and copper pots. ";
quotes[95] = "Instead of using plastic wrap to cover bowls in the microwave, cover a round heatproof glass bowl with a round heatproof glass casserole cover or with an inverted heatproof glass bowl of the same size. A heat-resistant round glass pizza pan also works well, and the overhang makes removal and recovery both safe and easy. ";
quotes[96] = "Use a lightweight pot for boiling pasta; water will come to its initial boil faster and will return to the boil faster, too, saving time and preventing the pasta from clumping at the bottom of the pot. ";
quotes[97] = "To remove pesky bottle tops and jar lids, don a pair of rubber gloves. Or twist a fat rubber band around the lid, then twist open. Works like a charm. ";
quotes[98] = "If you store your best silver in self-sealing plastic bags, it will tarnish much more slowly.";
quotes[99] = "When your cookbook won't lie flat when opened on the counter, place a glass baking dish on the pages (you can read through the glass) or secure each side with a rubber band. ";
quotes[100] = "Never use disinfectants to clean the fridge, foods will pick up taste and odor.";
quotes[101] = "When laundering clothes, add detergent to the washer first. Pouring detergent on clothing can cause fabrics to fade. ";
quotes[102] = "Apply spray starch to doors and to painted walls along hallways and stairways where fingerprints accumulate. The coating will resist marks better. ";
quotes[103] = "Place a piece of white chalk in your silver chest or jewel box to absorb moisture and help prevent tarnishing of silverware and jewelry. ";
quotes[104] = "Freezers run more efficiently when they're three-quarters or more full. When provisions drop, fill milk cartons or jugs with water and put them in the freezer to take up empty space. ";
quotes[105] = "Wiping the inside of the fridge with vinegar helps prevent mildew because acid kills mildew fungus. ";
quotes[106] = "For a fresh smelling fridge, keep a box of baking soda, a can filled with charcoal or dried coffee grounds or a cotton ball soaked in vanilla extract inside of it. ";
quotes[107] = "Crumbled newspapers lining the vegetable compartments of a refrigerator will keep veggies crisp";
quotes[108] = "Those beds of pansies will bloom more prolifically if you take a few moments to pinch out early buds. This encourages plants to bush out and, in the end, produce more flowers. ";
quotes[109] = "To keep your extension cords from getting tangled, insert them into a empty toilet paper roll to store.";
quotes[110] = "Drain de-clogger: 1/4 cup baking soda and 1/4 cup vinegar. Pour baking soda down drain first then follow with the vinegar. Close drain and let sit until bubbling has stopped then follow with a bucket of hot boiling water. ";
quotes[111] = "Store eggs with the large end up to keep the yolk centered. ";
quotes[112] = "For perfect hard-cooked eggs, cover the eggs with cold water and bring to a boil. Then turn off the heat and let the eggs sit on the burner for 10-15 minutes. ";
quotes[113] = "Refrigerate candles for several hours before lighting; it will cause fewer drips. ";
quotes[114] = "Have you ever peeled garlic or handled it and your hands smell to high heaven? The next time that happens, take any stainless steel bowl, pan or other stainless steel kitchen gadget and rub your hands on it. It will take away the smell of garlic.";
quotes[115] = "Lemon extract will remove scuff marks from luggage. ";
quotes[116] = "Dry Mustard will remove onion odors from your hands or cutting board. Rub in, then rinse off.";
quotes[117] = "Place bay leaves in kitchen drawers and in flour and sugar sacks to keep crawling insects away";
quotes[118] = "If you have problems with your recipe books shutting on you while working, get a pants hanger from your closet. Clip it over the top of the book pages and hang from a cabinet handle or knob. This helps keep it open and clean while you are working.";
quotes[119] = "Use a large freezer bag to place vegetable scraps in (tops of celery, carrot shavings, onion skins...) and put in your freezer. When it's totally full you can use it to make a vegetable stock.";
quotes[120] = "To get the most juice out of a citrus fruit, roll it, with pressure, under your palm on the counter before cutting in half to juice.";
quotes[121] = "Before beginning to cook, read the recipe all the way through at least once. Make sure you have all ingredients and understand all the instructions.";
quotes[122] = "Add a little vegtable oil to the water to help prevent sticky pasta.";
quotes[123] = "Add a little salt to the water to give pasta a little extra flavor.";
quotes[124] = "To help avoid morning sickness eat small, frequent meals";
quotes[125] = "To help avoid morning sickness keep a few saltines next to your bed and eat a few before getting out of bed.";
quotes[126] = "Towards the end of your pregnancy stay hydrated to avoid braxton hick contractions";
quotes[127] = "Call manufacturers' 800 numbers (often found on the packages of your favorite products) to request coupons. Up to 35% of manufacturers only send coupons upon request";
quotes[128] = "Make coupon-clipping a family affair--it's a great math and savings lesson for the kids. You can involve them in the process and let them 'earn' the coupon savings in lieu of an allowance.";
quotes[129] = "Plan your families' menu using coupons.";
quotes[130] = "Shop sales at grocery stores that will double your coupons. Sometimes you can get multiple items for free!";
quotes[131] = "When your kids manage to get marker all over your tile floor, simply spray the area with hairspray and wipe away.";
quotes[132] = "Make your own kid's lunchables.. you can always make those for your son yourself or even HE can make them.. buy a big chunk of cheese & some packaged lunch meat.. & waaa la!";
quotes[133] = "For saving money, plan a week of meals in advance. Go online to find ways to make meals that will double for other meals. ";
quotes[134] = "If your child gets stung, check to make sure the stinger is out. If you cannot get it out, tear a raisin in half, place it on the sting and cover with a bandaid. This will pull the stinger out";
quotes[135] = "It generally can take 10-15 times of offering a new food before a child will try it.  Don't give up just because they won't eat it the first time!";
quotes[136] = "Most children will only eat 1-2 full meals a day. If they eat breakfast and lunch, it is not uncommon for them to not want to eat a full dinner";
quotes[137] = "Never tell your child that the medicine is candy in order to get them to take it. Teach them about the medicine and why there is a need.";
quotes[138] = "When getting your child to take medicine that tastes bad, try numbing his taste buds with his favorite fruit pop or ice chips. You can also coat their tongue with honey (if they are a year or older) before giving the medicine.";
quotes[139] = "Do not have your child tilt back when they have a nose bleed. Instead, have them sit upright in a chair or in your lap and have him tilt his head forward. Gently pinch his nose shut with a tissue or a clean washcloth. Keep his nose shut for about 10 minutes. Stopping too soon can cause the nose to bleed again.";
quotes[140] = "Apply a small amount of maalox with a cotton ball or put directly in the diaper. It helps reduce stomach acid and does the same for diaper rash.";
quotes[141] = "Purchase a plastic sticky-backed hook and place it on the back of the baby's highchair. Hang extra bibs on it so that they are always within easy reach.";
quotes[142] = "If your new baby is having troubles sleeping, swaddle them tight and use a white noise machine to help mimic the womb.";
quotes[143] = "To keep your youngster from getting bored at medical appointments, pack an activity bag for them. Crayons, pencils, activity books, paper, small toys and reading books are all fun, small activities that can be used quietly.";
quotes[144] = "Ask the pharmacy if you can add a flavor your child will like.  Many pharmacies offer this service.";
quotes[145] = "If you must force a dose of medicine be sure to point the dropper into the child's cheek to avoid a gag reflux.  This will cause the medicine to slide down the child's throat.";
quotes[146] = "Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers.";
quotes[147] = "Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.";
quotes[148] = "Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.";
quotes[149] = "To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.";
quotes[150] = "Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coke and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the Coke is what gets the job done.";
quotes[151] = "If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.";
quotes[152] = "Is your dog afraid of thunderstorms?  Wipe them down with a fabric softening sheet.  This tames the static electricity that often causes animals to be jittery during a storm.";
quotes[153] = "Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.";
quotes[154] = "Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain";
quotes[155] = "Take a used dryer sheet and wipe it over the entire surface of a TV set. It works great as a cleaner and prevents dirt and dust from gathering on the screen. Using dryer sheets on the blinds work great, too.";
quotes[156] = "Love that fresh-out-of-the-dryer smell? Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will keep that freshly-washed smell for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linens.";
quotes[157] = "Before closing container, push plastic wrap down on top of the remaining ice cream. This isolates the cream from air which causes the gumming and ice crystals.";
quotes[158] = "Remove soap scum with this homemade formula: one teaspoon borax, 1/2 teaspoon liquid detergent, 1/4 cup distilled white vinegar, and two cups hot water. Put in a spray bottle and shake well to mix. Spray on the soap scum and wipe clean with a sponge.";
quotes[159] = "To clean a dirty sponge after cleaning up the kitchen, stuff it in the silverware compartment of the dishwasher the next time you are washing a load.";
quotes[160] = "Blend your blender in order to clean it. Fill the container half full with water, add a few drops of dish soap, then put the lid on and fire it up. Empty the pitcher, fill it half way with just water, and blend again. This will rinse the blade. Pour out the water and blend the blade dry for a few seconds.";
quotes[161] = "Adjust the water in the bath or shower effortlessly. Turn on the bathtub or shower faucets at the temperature you prefer, then mark the faucet(s) and the wall with a dot of red nail polish so they can be aligned immediately every time you bathe or shower.";
quotes[162] = "Removing Deodorant Stains from White Cotton Undershirts: Sponge the stained area with white household vinegar and let stand for several minutes. If you still can see stains, cover them with a mixture of water and an enzyme presoak, let this stand for several hours; then wash as usual.";
quotes[163] = "Buy a sturdy toilet bowl cleaner for cleaning your shower. It will take less elbow grease and do a better job at removing any soap scum.";
quotes[164] = "Eliminate the spattering and sticking when pan-frying or sautéing by heating the pan before adding butter or oil. Sprinkle a little salt into the frying pan to prevent spattering.";
quotes[165] = "Use newspaper with cleaning fluid to clean mirrors and windows. It will leave them streak free.";
quotes[166] = "Use the comics from a newspaper to wrap a child's birthday gift, or try the wedding announcements for an engagement gift. ";
quotes[167] = "Before you wear a new garment, put a little clear nail polish on the front and back of each button. Buttons will stay on longer when their threads are sealed. ";
quotes[168] = "Zippers won't stick if you rub them with the edge of a bar of soap.";
quotes[169] = "To remove a hem crease, sponge the material with white vinegar and press with a warm iron.";
quotes[170] = "Nail polish remover removes tar and grease from white leather shoes. ";
quotes[171] = "Vinegar and water will remove salt stains from shoes and boots. ";
quotes[172] = "New white canvas shoes will stay that way if you spray them heavily with starch.";
quotes[173] = "Clean rope trimmed shoes with a toothbrush dipped in rug shampoo. ";
quotes[174] = "Buy a mesh/net laundry bag that you would use for washing nylons and 5 boxes of moth balls. Put the moth balls in the bag and hang it in your garage near the door to get rid of mice, birds, and bugs.";
quotes[175] = "Sprinkle ground cayenne pepper around the garage (inside & out), and especially near entry holes. Pests don't care for the smell of it.";
quotes[176] = "Mice hate the scent of peppermint extract. Simply sprinkle *pure* peppermint extract on the items in your garage you don't want the mice in or on.";
quotes[177] = "Mice hate the scent of peppermint extract. Simply sprinkle *pure* peppermint extract on the items in your garage you don't want the mice in or on.";
quotes[178] = "Dab lavender oil on your pulse points; it smells great on you but repels insects";
quotes[179] = "Use half vanilla (has to be pure vanilla) and half water and for a mosquito and tick repellent.";
quotes[180] = "Make a mixture of 2/3 cup water, 1/3 cup white vinegar, and 2-3 Tablespoons dish soap. Spray where the ants are marching.";
quotes[181] = "Spread some ground cinnamon where you think the ants are coming in to the house.";
quotes[182] = "Warm a little vinegar on the stove when you cook fish or other strong smelling food. It will help get rid of the odor";
quotes[183] = "Put vinegar on white bread around a house to get rid of smoke smell fom a fire";
quotes[184] = "To remove ink from fabric, spray the area with aresol hairspray, covering it completely and drenching it well. Rub the area with a regular bar of white bath soap. Rinse in cold water.  This also works for removing lipstick from fabric.";
quotes[185] = "For a quick clean when you are out of cleaner, take a tube of white toothpaste and a toothbrush and rub over the grout. Rinse thoroughly.";
quotes[186] = "To remove deodorant from clothing, grab a pair of panthose, crumple it into your hands and wipe the pantyhose over the deodorant mark";
quotes[187] = "To clean copper, cut a lemon into 1/4. Dip it into some salt. Stroke the lemon on the copper and teh tarnish will wipe right off. This is non abrasive and works immediately. Rinse with cold water, being sure to remove all the salt. Dry completely with a soft cloth. Rub some lemon oil or car wax onto the surface to help keep it from tarnishing quickly again.";
quotes[188] = "If you have melted a plastic bread bag on the side of your toaster like so many of us have, instead of scrubbing it and scratching your toaster, get nail polish remover and rub with a soft cloth. Polish it up afterwards with a paper towel.";
quotes[189] = "Collect rain water for watering your plants. If you have chlorinated water, this is a great way to help keep your plants from turning brown on the tips from the cholrine";
quotes[190] = "Wash and dry laundry in consecutive loads all in a day. By doing this you don't give the dryer a chance to cool down and it doesn't require as much energy to heat up again for each load that needs to be dried.";
quotes[191] = "Use countertop appliances for cooking as much as possible instead of the oven. Crockpots, toaster ovens, countertop roaster ovens, etc. use less energy than an oven.";
quotes[192] = "Add 1 cup of vinegar to the final rinse cycle to get all remaining detergent out of your clothes";
quotes[193] = "Use milk jugs and juice bottles in the freezer. Just fill them with water and stick them in the freezer - they will help fill space in the freezer (a full freezer runs more efficiently), help keep items cold in case of a power outage, and provide a source of drinking water if necessary (just let them thaw).";
quotes[194] = "Reuse coffee grinds by sprinkling them in your flower beds.";
quotes[195] = "Ever forget clothes in the washer? Don't rewash them. Throw them in the dryer with 1/8-1/4 cup baking soda and VOILA! The smell is gone.";
quotes[196] = "Grape--ilicious ice cream: Do your kids love grape flavored candy? Try this easy treat: In a pot melt grape jelly over low heat, spoon over vanilla ice cream or yogurt.";
quotes[197] = "Better Meatloaf: Place a strip of raw bacon on the bottom of the baking pan before adding the meatloaf to add hearty flavor and prevent it from sticking to the pan.";
quotes[198] = "Whiter Mushrooms: To keep mushrooms from turning gray as they cook, wipe each one with a paper towel dipped in lemon juice.";
quotes[199] = "Add flavor to baked treats: Oatmeal cookies and quick breads are even tastier if you toast the oats first. Simply spread oats on a ungreased cookie sheet and bake at 325 F oven until slightly golden, 10 to 12 minutes. Cool";
quotes[200] = "Perfect Plastic Wrap: Prevent plastic wrap from getting stuck to itself by keeping the box in the freezer.The cold will make the plastic temporarily less sticky.";
quotes[201] = "Room Tempature Eggs: Need room tempature eggs in a hurry? Just combine eggs with enough warm water to cover for about 10 minutes.";
quotes[202] = "No more stains: To prevent tomato sauce from turning plastic storage containers red, Coat them with cooking spray before pouring the sauce in.";
quotes[203] = "Less mess muffins: Making muffins? Combine the ingredients in a pitcher. The spout makes it easy to pour.";
quotes[204] = "Use it up: Can't squeeze any more chocolate syrup from the bottle? Fill the bottle with milk, close the lid and shake for chocolate milk that uses up every last drop of the syrup.";
quotes[205] = "Better Hard Candy: Keep hard candies from sticking together in the candy dish by tossing them with a pinch of cornstarch. It's tasteless and will absorb the moisture that makes them stick.";
quotes[206] = "Tastier Olives: Got extra Garlic? Add a few peeled cloves to a jar of olives, refrigerate for several days to give the olives a flavor boost.";
quotes[207] = "Crouton Substitute: Out of croutons? Sprinkle your salad with some dry packaged cubed bread stuffing instead!";
quotes[208] = "When boiling the potatoes for potato salad, boile them with the skin ON, then when they are almost done drop the eggs in with them. When everythings all done, the potatos are so much easier to peel, you can just do it with your hands... and boiling the eggs in there with them, saves time and another pot";
quotes[209] = "Steaming vegetables is a quick, healthy way to cook vegetables. Use a metal steamer on top of the stove or steam in the microwave with a small amount of water and a dish covered with plastic wrap. ";
quotes[210] = "Toast seeds, nuts and whole spices to bring out their full flavor. Cook them in a dry skillet over moderate heat or on a baking sheet in a 400 degree Fahrenheit oven. ";
quotes[211] = "Roasting vegetables in a hot oven will caramelize their natural sugars and bring out their full flavor. ";
quotes[212] = "When making pancakes, substitute club soda for milk in the batter. This will make the pancakes are lighter and fluffier";
quotes[213] = "Before opening a package of bacon, roll it. This helps separate the slices for easy removal of individual slices. ";
quotes[214] = "Drain deep fried foods on brown paper grocery bags as opposed to paper towels to retain crispness. ";
quotes[215] = "To make lighter and fluffier mashed potatoes, add a pinch or two of baking powder to the potatoes before whipping.";
quotes[216] = "Don't just keep dental floss in your medicine cabinet. Keep some in the kitchen. It's a great tool. Unflavored dental floss is often better than a& knife to cleanly cut all kinds of soft foods, soft cheese, rolled dough, layered cake and cheesecake.";
quotes[217] = "To determine whether an egg is fresh or not, place it in a glass of water.  If it sinks and lays horizontally, it is fresh, if it floats or stands upright, throw it away.";
quotes[218] = "Dried Herbs and spices lose their potency quickly. Buy only a small amount at a time. When using fresh herbs an spices, use 3 times the amount of the dried. ";
quotes[219] = "Perk up soggy lettuce by soaking in cold water with some lemon juice. To store place in a zip lock bag with paper towel to absorb moisture. ";
quotes[220] = "Never, never pour water on flaming fat or oil you'll spread the fire. If the fire's inside a pan, slap on the lid. If outside, turn off the heat and douse the flames by tossing on a handful of baking soda or salt. ";
quotes[221] = "Collect a large assortment of Chinese wooden paddles and spoons. Use them to save wear and tear on your good stainless steel and copper pots. ";
quotes[222] = "Instead of using plastic wrap to cover bowls in the microwave, cover a round heatproof glass bowl with a round heatproof glass casserole cover or with an inverted heatproof glass bowl of the same size. A heat-resistant round glass pizza pan also works well, and the overhang makes removal and recovery both safe and easy. ";
quotes[223] = "Use a lightweight pot for boiling pasta; water will come to its initial boil faster and will return to the boil faster, too, saving time and preventing the pasta from clumping at the bottom of the pot. ";
quotes[224] = "To remove pesky bottle tops and jar lids, don a pair of rubber gloves. Or twist a fat rubber band around the lid, then twist open. Works like a charm. ";
quotes[225] = "If you store your best silver in self-sealing plastic bags, it will tarnish much more slowly.";
quotes[226] = "When your cookbook won't lie flat when opened on the counter, place a glass baking dish on the pages (you can read through the glass) or secure each side with a rubber band. ";
quotes[227] = "Never use disinfectants to clean the fridge, foods will pick up taste and odor.";
quotes[228] = "When laundering clothes, add detergent to the washer first. Pouring detergent on clothing can cause fabrics to fade. ";
quotes[229] = "Apply spray starch to doors and to painted walls along hallways and stairways where fingerprints accumulate. The coating will resist marks better. ";
quotes[230] = "Place a piece of white chalk in your silver chest or jewel box to absorb moisture and help prevent tarnishing of silverware and jewelry. ";
quotes[231] = "Freezers run more efficiently when they're three-quarters or more full. When provisions drop, fill milk cartons or jugs with water and put them in the freezer to take up empty space. ";
quotes[232] = "Wiping the inside of the fridge with vinegar helps prevent mildew because acid kills mildew fungus. ";
quotes[233] = "For a fresh smelling fridge, keep a box of baking soda, a can filled with charcoal or dried coffee grounds or a cotton ball soaked in vanilla extract inside of it. ";
quotes[234] = "Crumbled newspapers lining the vegetable compartments of a refrigerator will keep veggies crisp";
quotes[235] = "Those beds of pansies will bloom more prolifically if you take a few moments to pinch out early buds. This encourages plants to bush out and, in the end, produce more flowers. ";
quotes[236] = "To keep your extension cords from getting tangled, insert them into a empty toilet paper roll to store.";
quotes[237] = "Drain de-clogger: 1/4 cup baking soda and 1/4 cup vinegar. Pour baking soda down drain first then follow with the vinegar. Close drain and let sit until bubbling has stopped then follow with a bucket of hot boiling water. ";
quotes[238] = "Store eggs with the large end up to keep the yolk centered. ";
quotes[239] = "For perfect hard-cooked eggs, cover the eggs with cold water and bring to a boil. Then turn off the heat and let the eggs sit on the burner for 10-15 minutes. ";
quotes[240] = "Refrigerate candles for several hours before lighting; it will cause fewer drips. ";
quotes[241] = "Have you ever peeled garlic or handled it and your hands smell to high heaven? The next time that happens, take any stainless steel bowl, pan or other stainless steel kitchen gadget and rub your hands on it. It will take away the smell of garlic.";
quotes[242] = "Lemon extract will remove scuff marks from luggage. ";
quotes[243] = "Dry Mustard will remove onion odors from your hands or cutting board. Rub in, then rinse off.";
quotes[244] = "Place bay leaves in kitchen drawers and in flour and sugar sacks to keep crawling insects away";
quotes[245] = "If you have problems with your recipe books shutting on you while working, get a pants hanger from your closet. Clip it over the top of the book pages and hang from a cabinet handle or knob. This helps keep it open and clean while you are working.";
quotes[246] = "Use a large freezer bag to place vegetable scraps in (tops of celery, carrot shavings, onion skins...) and put in your freezer. When it's totally full you can use it to make a vegetable stock.";
quotes[247] = "To get the most juice out of a citrus fruit, roll it, with pressure, under your palm on the counter before cutting in half to juice.";
quotes[248] = "Before beginning to cook, read the recipe all the way through at least once. Make sure you have all ingredients and understand all the instructions.";
quotes[249] = "Add a little vegtable oil to the water to help prevent sticky pasta.";
quotes[250] = "Add a little salt to the water to give pasta a little extra flavor.";
quotes[251] = "To help avoid morning sickness eat small, frequent meals";
quotes[252] = "To help avoid morning sickness keep a few saltines next to your bed and eat a few before getting out of bed.";
quotes[253] = "Towards the end of your pregnancy stay hydrated to avoid braxton hick contractions";
quotes[254] = "Call manufacturers' 800 numbers (often found on the packages of your favorite products) to request coupons. Up to 35% of manufacturers only send coupons upon request";
quotes[255] = "Make coupon-clipping a family affair--it's a great math and savings lesson for the kids. You can involve them in the process and let them 'earn' the coupon savings in lieu of an allowance.";
quotes[256] = "Plan your families' menu using coupons.";
quotes[257] = "Shop sales at grocery stores that will double your coupons. Sometimes you can get multiple items for free!";
quotes[258] = "When your kids manage to get marker all over your tile floor, simply spray the area with hairspray and wipe away.";
quotes[259] = "Make your own kid's lunchables.. you can always make those for your son yourself or even HE can make them.. buy a big chunk of cheese & some packaged lunch meat.. & waaa la!";
quotes[260] = "For saving money, plan a week of meals in advance. Go online to find ways to make meals that will double for other meals. ";
quotes[261] = "If your child gets stung, check to make sure the stinger is out. If you cannot get it out, tear a raisin in half, place it on the sting and cover with a bandaid. This will pull the stinger out";
quotes[262] = "It generally can take 10-15 times of offering a new food before a child will try it.  Don't give up just because they won't eat it the first time!";
quotes[263] = "Most children will only eat 1-2 full meals a day. If they eat breakfast and lunch, it is not uncommon for them to not want to eat a full dinner";
quotes[264] = "Never tell your child that the medicine is candy in order to get them to take it. Teach them about the medicine and why there is a need.";
quotes[265] = "When getting your child to take medicine that tastes bad, try numbing his taste buds with his favorite fruit pop or ice chips. You can also coat their tongue with honey (if they are a year or older) before giving the medicine.";
quotes[266] = "Do not have your child tilt back when they have a nose bleed. Instead, have them sit upright in a chair or in your lap and have him tilt his head forward. Gently pinch his nose shut with a tissue or a clean washcloth. Keep his nose shut for about 10 minutes. Stopping too soon can cause the nose to bleed again.";
quotes[267] = "Apply a small amount of maalox with a cotton ball or put directly in the diaper. It helps reduce stomach acid and does the same for diaper rash.";
quotes[268] = "Purchase a plastic sticky-backed hook and place it on the back of the baby's highchair. Hang extra bibs on it so that they are always within easy reach.";
quotes[269] = "If your new baby is having troubles sleeping, swaddle them tight and use a white noise machine to help mimic the womb.";
quotes[270] = "To keep your youngster from getting bored at medical appointments, pack an activity bag for them. Crayons, pencils, activity books, paper, small toys and reading books are all fun, small activities that can be used quietly.";
quotes[271] = "Ask the pharmacy if you can add a flavor your child will like.  Many pharmacies offer this service.";
quotes[272] = "If you must force a dose of medicine be sure to point the dropper into the child's cheek to avoid a gag reflux.  This will cause the medicine to slide down the child's throat.";
quotes[273] = "Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers.";
quotes[274] = "Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.";
quotes[275] = "Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.";
quotes[276] = "To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.";
quotes[277] = "Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coke and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the Coke is what gets the job done.";
quotes[278] = "If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.";
quotes[279] = "Is your dog afraid of thunderstorms?  Wipe them down with a fabric softening sheet.  This tames the static electricity that often causes animals to be jittery during a storm.";
quotes[280] = "Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.";
quotes[281] = "Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain";
quotes[282] = "Take a used dryer sheet and wipe it over the entire surface of a TV set. It works great as a cleaner and prevents dirt and dust from gathering on the screen. Using dryer sheets on the blinds work great, too.";
quotes[283] = "Love that fresh-out-of-the-dryer smell? Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will keep that freshly-washed smell for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linens.";
quotes[284] = "Before closing container, push plastic wrap down on top of the remaining ice cream. This isolates the cream from air which causes the gumming and ice crystals.";
quotes[285] = "Remove soap scum with this homemade formula: one teaspoon borax, 1/2 teaspoon liquid detergent, 1/4 cup distilled white vinegar, and two cups hot water. Put in a spray bottle and shake well to mix. Spray on the soap scum and wipe clean with a sponge.";
quotes[286] = "To clean a dirty sponge after cleaning up the kitchen, stuff it in the silverware compartment of the dishwasher the next time you are washing a load.";
quotes[287] = "Blend your blender in order to clean it. Fill the container half full with water, add a few drops of dish soap, then put the lid on and fire it up. Empty the pitcher, fill it half way with just water, and blend again. This will rinse the blade. Pour out the water and blend the blade dry for a few seconds.";
quotes[288] = "Adjust the water in the bath or shower effortlessly. Turn on the bathtub or shower faucets at the temperature you prefer, then mark the faucet(s) and the wall with a dot of red nail polish so they can be aligned immediately every time you bathe or shower.";
quotes[289] = "Removing Deodorant Stains from White Cotton Undershirts: Sponge the stained area with white household vinegar and let stand for several minutes. If you still can see stains, cover them with a mixture of water and an enzyme presoak, let this stand for several hours; then wash as usual.";
quotes[290] = "Buy a sturdy toilet bowl cleaner for cleaning your shower. It will take less elbow grease and do a better job at removing any soap scum.";
quotes[291] = "Eliminate the spattering and sticking when pan-frying or sautéing by heating the pan before adding butter or oil. Sprinkle a little salt into the frying pan to prevent spattering.";
quotes[292] = "Use newspaper with cleaning fluid to clean mirrors and windows. It will leave them streak free.";
quotes[293] = "Use the comics from a newspaper to wrap a child's birthday gift, or try the wedding announcements for an engagement gift. ";
quotes[294] = "Before you wear a new garment, put a little clear nail polish on the front and back of each button. Buttons will stay on longer when their threads are sealed. ";
quotes[295] = "Zippers won't stick if you rub them with the edge of a bar of soap.";
quotes[296] = "To remove a hem crease, sponge the material with white vinegar and press with a warm iron.";
quotes[297] = "Nail polish remover removes tar and grease from white leather shoes. ";
quotes[298] = "Vinegar and water will remove salt stains from shoes and boots. ";
quotes[299] = "New white canvas shoes will stay that way if you spray them heavily with starch.";
quotes[300] = "Clean rope trimmed shoes with a toothbrush dipped in rug shampoo. ";
quotes[301] = "Buy a mesh/net laundry bag that you would use for washing nylons and 5 boxes of moth balls. Put the moth balls in the bag and hang it in your garage near the door to get rid of mice, birds, and bugs.";
quotes[302] = "Sprinkle ground cayenne pepper around the garage (inside & out), and especially near entry holes. Pests don't care for the smell of it.";
quotes[303] = "Mice hate the scent of peppermint extract. Simply sprinkle *pure* peppermint extract on the items in your garage you don't want the mice in or on.";
quotes[304] = "Mice hate the scent of peppermint extract. Simply sprinkle *pure* peppermint extract on the items in your garage you don't want the mice in or on.";
quotes[305] = "Dab lavender oil on your pulse points; it smells great on you but repels insects";
quotes[306] = "Use half vanilla (has to be pure vanilla) and half water and for a mosquito and tick repellent.";
quotes[307] = "Make a mixture of 2/3 cup water, 1/3 cup white vinegar, and 2-3 Tablespoons dish soap. Spray where the ants are marching.";
quotes[308] = "Spread some ground cinnamon where you think the ants are coming in to the house.";
quotes[309] = "Warm a little vinegar on the stove when you cook fish or other strong smelling food. It will help get rid of the odor";
quotes[310] = "Put vinegar on white bread around a house to get rid of smoke smell fom a fire";
quotes[311] = "To remove ink from fabric, spray the area with aresol hairspray, covering it completely and drenching it well. Rub the area with a regular bar of white bath soap. Rinse in cold water.  This also works for removing lipstick from fabric.";
quotes[312] = "For a quick clean when you are out of cleaner, take a tube of white toothpaste and a toothbrush and rub over the grout. Rinse thoroughly.";
quotes[313] = "To remove deodorant from clothing, grab a pair of panthose, crumple it into your hands and wipe the pantyhose over the deodorant mark";
quotes[314] = "To clean copper, cut a lemon into 1/4. Dip it into some salt. Stroke the lemon on the copper and teh tarnish will wipe right off. This is non abrasive and works immediately. Rinse with cold water, being sure to remove all the salt. Dry completely with a soft cloth. Rub some lemon oil or car wax onto the surface to help keep it from tarnishing quickly again.";
quotes[315] = "If you have melted a plastic bread bag on the side of your toaster like so many of us have, instead of scrubbing it and scratching your toaster, get nail polish remover and rub with a soft cloth. Polish it up afterwards with a paper towel.";
quotes[316] = "Collect rain water for watering your plants. If you have chlorinated water, this is a great way to help keep your plants from turning brown on the tips from the cholrine";
quotes[317] = "Wash and dry laundry in consecutive loads all in a day. By doing this you don't give the dryer a chance to cool down and it doesn't require as much energy to heat up again for each load that needs to be dried.";
quotes[318] = "Use countertop appliances for cooking as much as possible instead of the oven. Crockpots, toaster ovens, countertop roaster ovens, etc. use less energy than an oven.";
quotes[319] = "Add 1 cup of vinegar to the final rinse cycle to get all remaining detergent out of your clothes";
quotes[320] = "Use milk jugs and juice bottles in the freezer. Just fill them with water and stick them in the freezer - they will help fill space in the freezer (a full freezer runs more efficiently), help keep items cold in case of a power outage, and provide a source of drinking water if necessary (just let them thaw).";
quotes[321] = "Reuse coffee grinds by sprinkling them in your flower beds.";
quotes[322] = "Ever forget clothes in the washer? Don't rewash them. Throw them in the dryer with 1/8-1/4 cup baking soda and VOILA! The smell is gone.";
quotes[323] = "Grape--ilicious ice cream: Do your kids love grape flavored candy? Try this easy treat: In a pot melt grape jelly over low heat, spoon over vanilla ice cream or yogurt.";
quotes[324] = "Better Meatloaf: Place a strip of raw bacon on the bottom of the baking pan before adding the meatloaf to add hearty flavor and prevent it from sticking to the pan.";
quotes[325] = "Whiter Mushrooms: To keep mushrooms from turning gray as they cook, wipe each one with a paper towel dipped in lemon juice.";
quotes[326] = "Add flavor to baked treats: Oatmeal cookies and quick breads are even tastier if you toast the oats first. Simply spread oats on a ungreased cookie sheet and bake at 325 F oven until slightly golden, 10 to 12 minutes. Cool";
quotes[327] = "Perfect Plastic Wrap: Prevent plastic wrap from getting stuck to itself by keeping the box in the freezer.The cold will make the plastic temporarily less sticky.";
quotes[328] = "Room Tempature Eggs: Need room tempature eggs in a hurry? Just combine eggs with enough warm water to cover for about 10 minutes.";
quotes[329] = "No more stains: To prevent tomato sauce from turning plastic storage containers red, Coat them with cooking spray before pouring the sauce in.";
quotes[330] = "Less mess muffins: Making muffins? Combine the ingredients in a pitcher. The spout makes it easy to pour.";
quotes[331] = "Use it up: Can't squeeze any more chocolate syrup from the bottle? Fill the bottle with milk, close the lid and shake for chocolate milk that uses up every last drop of the syrup.";
quotes[332] = "Better Hard Candy: Keep hard candies from sticking together in the candy dish by tossing them with a pinch of cornstarch. It's tasteless and will absorb the moisture that makes them stick.";
quotes[333] = "Tastier Olives: Got extra Garlic? Add a few peeled cloves to a jar of olives, refrigerate for several days to give the olives a flavor boost.";
quotes[334] = "Crouton Substitute: Out of croutons? Sprinkle your salad with some dry packaged cubed bread stuffing instead!";
quotes[335] = "When boiling the potatoes for potato salad, boile them with the skin ON, then when they are almost done drop the eggs in with them. When everythings all done, the potatos are so much easier to peel, you can just do it with your hands... and boiling the eggs in there with them, saves time and another pot";
quotes[336] = "Steaming vegetables is a quick, healthy way to cook vegetables. Use a metal steamer on top of the stove or steam in the microwave with a small amount of water and a dish covered with plastic wrap. ";
quotes[337] = "Toast seeds, nuts and whole spices to bring out their full flavor. Cook them in a dry skillet over moderate heat or on a baking sheet in a 400 degree Fahrenheit oven. ";
quotes[338] = "Roasting vegetables in a hot oven will caramelize their natural sugars and bring out their full flavor. ";
quotes[339] = "When making pancakes, substitute club soda for milk in the batter. This will make the pancakes are lighter and fluffier";
quotes[340] = "Before opening a package of bacon, roll it. This helps separate the slices for easy removal of individual slices. ";
quotes[341] = "Drain deep fried foods on brown paper grocery bags as opposed to paper towels to retain crispness. ";
quotes[342] = "To make lighter and fluffier mashed potatoes, add a pinch or two of baking powder to the potatoes before whipping.";
quotes[343] = "Don't just keep dental floss in your medicine cabinet. Keep some in the kitchen. It's a great tool. Unflavored dental floss is often better than a& knife to cleanly cut all kinds of soft foods, soft cheese, rolled dough, layered cake and cheesecake.";
quotes[344] = "To determine whether an egg is fresh or not, place it in a glass of water.  If it sinks and lays horizontally, it is fresh, if it floats or stands upright, throw it away.";
quotes[345] = "Dried Herbs and spices lose their potency quickly. Buy only a small amount at a time. When using fresh herbs an spices, use 3 times the amount of the dried. ";
quotes[346] = "Perk up soggy lettuce by soaking in cold water with some lemon juice. To store place in a zip lock bag with paper towel to absorb moisture. ";
quotes[347] = "Never, never pour water on flaming fat or oil you'll spread the fire. If the fire's inside a pan, slap on the lid. If outside, turn off the heat and douse the flames by tossing on a handful of baking soda or salt. ";
quotes[348] = "Collect a large assortment of Chinese wooden paddles and spoons. Use them to save wear and tear on your good stainless steel and copper pots. ";
quotes[349] = "Instead of using plastic wrap to cover bowls in the microwave, cover a round heatproof glass bowl with a round heatproof glass casserole cover or with an inverted heatproof glass bowl of the same size. A heat-resistant round glass pizza pan also works well, and the overhang makes removal and recovery both safe and easy. ";
quotes[350] = "Use a lightweight pot for boiling pasta; water will come to its initial boil faster and will return to the boil faster, too, saving time and preventing the pasta from clumping at the bottom of the pot. ";
quotes[351] = "To remove pesky bottle tops and jar lids, don a pair of rubber gloves. Or twist a fat rubber band around the lid, then twist open. Works like a charm. ";
quotes[352] = "If you store your best silver in self-sealing plastic bags, it will tarnish much more slowly.";
quotes[353] = "When your cookbook won't lie flat when opened on the counter, place a glass baking dish on the pages (you can read through the glass) or secure each side with a rubber band. ";
quotes[354] = "Never use disinfectants to clean the fridge, foods will pick up taste and odor.";
quotes[355] = "When laundering clothes, add detergent to the washer first. Pouring detergent on clothing can cause fabrics to fade. ";
quotes[356] = "Apply spray starch to doors and to painted walls along hallways and stairways where fingerprints accumulate. The coating will resist marks better. ";
quotes[357] = "Place a piece of white chalk in your silver chest or jewel box to absorb moisture and help prevent tarnishing of silverware and jewelry. ";
quotes[358] = "Freezers run more efficiently when they're three-quarters or more full. When provisions drop, fill milk cartons or jugs with water and put them in the freezer to take up empty space. ";
quotes[359] = "Wiping the inside of the fridge with vinegar helps prevent mildew because acid kills mildew fungus. ";
quotes[360] = "For a fresh smelling fridge, keep a box of baking soda, a can filled with charcoal or dried coffee grounds or a cotton ball soaked in vanilla extract inside of it. ";
quotes[361] = "Crumbled newspapers lining the vegetable compartments of a refrigerator will keep veggies crisp";
quotes[362] = "Those beds of pansies will bloom more prolifically if you take a few moments to pinch out early buds. This encourages plants to bush out and, in the end, produce more flowers. ";
quotes[363] = "To keep your extension cords from getting tangled, insert them into a empty toilet paper roll to store.";
quotes[364] = "Drain de-clogger: 1/4 cup baking soda and 1/4 cup vinegar. Pour baking soda down drain first then follow with the vinegar. Close drain and let sit until bubbling has stopped then follow with a bucket of hot boiling water. ";
quotes[365] = "Store eggs with the large end up to keep the yolk centered. ";


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